How To Get 5 Years Worth of Paintball Welts in 20 Seconds

If you've ever wanted to get 5 years worth of paintball welts in under 20 seconds, heres how to do it.

You'll need a couple of things...

1. Friends that are willing to unload on you, or enemies, it doesn't matter
2. Some very fast paintball guns
3. 600-1000 rounds of paintballs
4. Your own nakedness, bare skin is essential for great welts
5. A mask

You may choose to have a nut protector, but thats up to you. Painkillers are also optional.

A successful 5 year welting should look like this:

WARNING: Results may vary...