Paintball Is The Safest Sport In The World
I love reading these kinds of articles... you know, the ones that show how safe a sport is compared to others.
The article I read in particular says that paintball is safer than bowling. Yes, safer than bowling, and what I came up with below is the only explanation for why this may be true.
Here's a scenario for why bowling is more dangerous than paintball...
You are driving to the bowling alley with your bowling ball in the seat next to you and all of a sudden your car is rolling over(because you got in a wreck) and the bowling ball is mashing everyone to a pulp in the car.
Paintball players usually keep their gear in a bag, and it isn't that heavy, unless you are shooting a Tippmann A-5 or something(now if one of those hit someone in the head they'd be dead).
So there you have it, the only possible explanation for why paintball is safer than bowling... now if you have your own reason, let's hear it.
Despite what some of you may see as a weak explanation for why paintball is safer than bowling, or any other sport for that matter, I know this statistic cannot be true because I have personally hurt more than 1000 people while playing paintball.
So pretty much I alone make paintball the most dangerous sport in the world....
Go here for the article with the statistics.
Added by Reed · Filed Under Browse, Paintball News, The Scene 
I have a tipman A-5. With a Ceramic Silencer (just for looks spent $100 of my bday money for looks) but it toally makes my gun look bad ass. N i so happy to hear that finally my gun get a little credit. Im 16 im a girl.. n i love the power of paintball..
N even tho this story was hilarious i dont think most mom’s would agree…lol..
paintball is safer then writing..
senerio
your all into writting this (story, poem, essay, what ever you write) u put ur arm at an angle and rest your head on the plam of your hand…then BAM!!! ur han slips n u poke ur eye out..r rushed to emergency n have totally lame store on why you have a glass eye….
in paintball u have a mask,,, n if for what evr reason u do go to the emergancy room..you have a story you’ll be telling to your great grand kids…
I never understood how people claim paintball is safer than golf or bowling.
Perhaps since a ton of old people play golf, maybe a lot of them break their hips tripping on a blade of grass or falling off a golf cart or something. With bowling, I know a lot of rednecks bowl, so if you give some crazy rednecks a heavy object and stuff to knock over with it, someone’s bound to get hurt.
It’s pretty frikk’n simple if you use that mushy excuse for a brain.
An injury doesn’t count as welt’s or a jammed finger. If your 1000 so called opponents just happen to slip and cut themselves that wouldn’t count unless they’ve gone to the hospital for them. And i doubt a little scratch would mean much to any paintballer.
we’re talking broken bones, torn ligaments, and bruised joints.
There are probably a ton of cases of twisted ankles and wrists from bowling.
With golf there is probably the same thing. Not to mention golf cart crashes, broken toes, a golf club slipping out of a person’s hand and crashing into the caddies face.
I dont know about anybody else, but ive gone paintaballing with atleast 400 people. Out of all of them Im the only one i’ve known to get hurt, and that was a 2nd degree freezerburn from C02 shooting out of my canister and onto my hand.
Perhaps since a ton of old people play golf, maybe a lot of them break their hips tripping on a blade of grass or falling off a golf cart or something. With bowling, I know a lot of rednecks bowl, so if you give some crazy rednecks a heavy object and stuff to knock over with it, someone’s bound to get hurt.
Nice to read this article.Pinball is very interesting and enjoyable game.